We have had a busy week so far! Justin is doing this Little Tigers week at the Community Center (Karate). It is Mon. thru Thurs. for this week only. So after we got done with that today, I brought them to McDonalds for lunch, and I still needed to get all the boys a haircut and then go to Cub after that. We got as far as haircuts and then naptime set in...so Cub will have to wait (again). But this is what I dont get. As me and the boys are paying for their 3 haircuts, a lady walks in with her own 3 kids. She has older kids though- atleast two of them were. Her youngest was in a car seat so I glanced in, and there was a teeney tiny little sweetie- still all wrinkley and red. So I ask her how old the baby is and she tells me 1 week. "Oh how Cute." I tell her. Then I look at this lady who was pulled together all cute in her tank top and shorts, make up done nicley, and her hair was done... but what really got me was that her belly was GONE. I mean, you couldnt even tell she had a baby...let alone 3 of them and one of them was only a week ago. I feel like right now, I look like I am about 4 months pregnant. The sad part about that is that I am NOT even pregnant, but I look it! I even weigh less now, than I did before I got preggo with Andy almost 6 years ago, and I would like to think I didnt look pregnant back then! I have this spare bloated tire that looks like gravity has given hell to, and I cant get rid of it. Ryan was born almost 15 months ago, and this beeotch popped back to her skinny little self a week later. What a whore. (yes Im kidding)
Treadmill...here comes mama. Sorry friends at McDonalds drive through (and BK, Arbys, Taco Bell, and anyothers that will miss me that I have forotten to say). OK...you're right. I dont have the will power to kick my fast food addiction.
Mmmm...fast food! I had McD's today too!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the lady was the baby's nanny? Or maybe she had a c-section and paid them extra for a lipo? Or maybe she's an anorexic and almost starved her fetus to death? Maybe she's a crack addict? I just don't want to admit that someone who had a baby 1 week ago is smaller than me 5 years after a baby!
All I have to say is C-sections!!!! They have kicked all of my friends and myself in the ass, no matter how much weight I am losing (down 23 so far!!) it is still there maybe we can get a cheaper rate if we all do tummy tucks at the same time!! :) Anyways I know exactly how you feel, some people just get all the luck and hey just think you could be as big as me, think of yourself as lucky!!! I will talk to you soon and I know I keep saying it, but we should have a playdate sometime or meet at the park or something??
ReplyDeleteI so agree about the c-sections! They destroy the muscles in your belly and make it virtually impossible to get it back to where it was before!
ReplyDeleteKnow what really annoys me? Remember when we were highschool/college and thought we were SO fat? Makes me want to go back in time and slap the crap out of myself!
You girls are a riot!!!! It is good to know that we are not in this alone!!!! Amen to all the Mama's!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yeah...I remember being upset because when I sat down I had a fat roll! Don't even need to bend over to get a roll (or 2) now! If I could go back, I would wear the sluttiest outfits ever! Show off that little tummy and perky boobs (that didn't sag to the side when I laid on my back)!
ReplyDeleteYeah...I think regardless of how you have kids, they screw up your body. I have chunky monkeys where I never have before. Damn kids...they ruin everything! Although it does give me great pleasure to see my skinny coworker pregnant for the first time...I just keep thinking "Enjoy that little belly now...you'll never get that back!" Hee hee!
Good job on the 23 lbs Lisa! That is awesome. I am so jealous. How are you doing it? Maybe I should give it a try :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I was thinking. You know how contractors (like driveway black toppers, or gutter installers) will give a discount if you have a group in your neighborhood that gets together and uses them, maybe we could all find a tummy tucker (yes, I know that isnt the technical term) and get a group discount, go to a hotel for a week to recoop, and have some fun doing girl things :) haha... dream on. Nice thought though. That is the only way this blubber will ever leave my side. and my gut. and my well...you get the point. Maybe I should get on a tv show like John and Kate plus 8...they get all this stuff for free just because they have that show and people want their plug! That sucks!
ReplyDeleteThanks Krissy, I am doing weight watchers, it is getting tough the longer I do it, I find myself wanting to "cheat" more and the exercise, well lets just say my motivation is GONE!!! I am with you, they are so lucky to have that TV show, she looks awesome after her surgery!! Are you guys coming to the reunion?? Hope to see you guys there!!
ReplyDeleteYes- we will be there...I am bringing some dessets :) We are excited!
ReplyDeleteOh good, I will be bringing a little pool too to put in the driveway for the little ones maybe it would be easier than trying to get them in the lake just let them splash in that for a while instead? Desserts??? So it will be you that I am calling evil the whole day then:) Oh and your pop comment the other day, so true, there is just something about the fizz and all, I am so with you on not drinking water, just does nothing for me!! :)
ReplyDeleteWeight Watchers is awesome! I used it after I had Belle to drop the las 15 lbs I just couldn't get rid of! We did it through work so everyone was motivating each other! It really works!
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