Doesnt it seem like there is an acronym for everything? The bigger the acronym, the worse the problem. People dont have restless leg syndrome...they have RLS, they have PMS or PMDD, Oh and you better hope that you never have CTD on your charts because then you are close to death...What about HPV- yeah, dont want that, or what about when you get old and need HRT?? OOoo...and what about those poor saps with IBS?? sucks to be them.
Then during the TV commercials, do you ever listen to the drugs they have out there to treat some of these things? Yes, we might make your RLS go away, but the risks include: Brain tumors, heart failure, constipation, growing a second head. But atleast your legs wonn't feel restless when you die from the drugs you take to stop them! Or that drug to treat toenail fungus...whats worse? Toenail fungus, or risk of high blood pressure, liver damage... ( I am not sure if these are the right side affects for the right drugs...but who cares- they are all worse than the ailment they are meant to treat!) Oh yeah...and how about Viagra? Yep. It can get a guy up, but can casue damage to his vision. Maybe thats a good thing? If you are old enough to need Viagra, maybe what you have to look at aint so pretty either. Men, you dont need to close your eyes and imagine some young beautiful girl on a beach...take viagra..it will get you up and you wont see who is in front of you.
Acronyms are like medical texting. DYHAP? YID. WIYP? ML. IDK, MYHABL. TS.
Do you have any pain?
Yes, I do.
Where is your pain?
My leg.
I dont know, maybe you have a broken leg.
That sucks.
I guess I am easily entertained today. Maybe just bored and have nothing else to think about at the moment...
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